2022 GMC Sierra 2500HD Pro

?? ATTENTION: YOUR SEARCH FOR THE ULTIMATE LAND YACHT IS OVER ??

Are you tired of driving a truck that looks like it skips leg day? Do you want a vehicle so long it requires its own zip code? Look no further. Presenting the 2023 GMC Sierra 2500HD 4x4—the undisputed heavyweight champion of getting things done.

This isn't just a truck. This is a True Crew Cab LONG BED. That's right, folks. You can fit your friends, your family, your mother-in-law (comfortably far away in the back seat), AND a sheet of drywall with the tailgate up.

Under the hood? The mighty 6.6L L8T V8 Gas Engine. It doesn't sip gas; it chugs it like a frat boy at a tailgate, turning dead dinosaurs into pure, unadulterated American horsepower.




?? THE SHOES:

I just slapped BRAND NEW Firestone Transforce HT tires on this beast exactly 10 miles ago. They still have those little rubber hairs on them. The tire shop guy cried when I drove off because they looked so beautiful.




?? THE PEDIGREE:

Clean Carfax. This truck was babied since the day it rolled off the lot as an Oklahoma-owned truck since new. The Carfax reads like a romance novel of oil changes and tire rotations. It was loved. Deeply.




? THE GOODIES:

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Running Boards — Because you shouldn't need a step ladder to get to work.

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Tinted Windows — Keep the sun out and the haters guessing who's driving this masterpiece.

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Backup Camera — Because backing up a truck this long requires either a CDL or a camera. We chose the camera.

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Two Sets of Keys — One for you, one to lose in the couch cushions.

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Apple CarPlay & Android Auto — Blast your favorite tunes while you conquer the highway.

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Bluetooth & OnStar — Stay connected even when you're off the grid.

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Skid Plates — Because sometimes the job site bites back.

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Plus more — Come see it in person and prepare to be impressed.




?? THE PRICE: $33,000

And here's where it gets even better. We are THE DEALERSHIP LLC and we do things differently around here:

? TRANSPARENT PRICING — The price you see is the price you pay. No smoke. No mirrors. No "let me go talk to my manager" nonsense.

? ZERO DEALER FEES — That's right. NONE. Zip. Zilch. Nada. While the other guys are sneaking in $800 "doc fees," "market adjustments," and a charge for the air in the tires, we're over here keeping it clean.

? FREE TEMP TAG — We'll send you down the road legal and ready to roll. On us.




This truck is super clean, straight as an arrow, and ready to put in work. It's tired of sitting on the lot and wants to earn its keep hauling your boat, your RZR, or your camper to somewhere a lot more fun than Harrisonville.

Don't message me asking "Is this still available?" — If the ad is up, this majestic beast is still waiting for its next captain. Come see it, drive it, love it.

?? THE DEALERSHIP LLC
?? Harrisonville, MO 64701
?? 816-680-1334

Call or text us today before your neighbor buys it and makes you jealous every single weekend for the rest of your life. ??




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