2018 Chrysler Pacifica Limited

The perfect family van! Cold butts? Turn on the heated seats. Warm butts? Turn on the ventilated seats. No feeling in your butts? Schedule an appointment to go see your doctor. While you're on your way to seek medical assistance, you can travel in style, with a tri-pane panoramic sunroof that will let the sun shine down on your bleak medical condition that is likely neurological, but hopefully not progressive. The kids can enjoy the internationally beloved Christmas classic, "Jingle All The Way" on the DVD player that will show on the backs of both front headrests! It's a light-hearted family comedy starring, Arnold Schwarzeneggar, Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Rita Wilson, and a delightful cameo appearance by Jim Belushi. This film will tickle your funny bone while teaching you about the importance of family togetherness. Speaking of family togetherness, You're also getting 3 rows of Nappa Leather Trimmed seating, which if you know anything about Nappa leather, maybe you can explain it to me. The point is that the whole family can fit in this van and sit on leather together.
Safety measures to protect your investment? Well, it has those too. blind-spot monitoring, rear cross-path detection, and side-curtain airbags in all 3 rows. If any driver in your family has a propensity for curb-jumping, you can rest assured that your children are as safe as the president (not like when he was shot in the ear, but other presidents who were kept really safe.)
What are you waiting for? Drag your numb behinds in here to test drive this thing!