2016 Land Rover Discovery Sport HSE

2016 Land Rover Discovery Sport HSE: For the Person with Caviar Taste and a Fish Stick Budget.
Are you a ''sophisticated'' individual who appreciates the finer things in life-like heated leather seats and British engineering-but also dies a little inside when you have to pay full price for a latte? Do you want to pull up to the country club looking like you own the place, while secretly knowing you paid less for your SUV than your neighbor paid for his lawnmower?
Welcome home. Ohio Motor Group in Steubenville is officially enabling your champagne lifestyle on a tap-water budget.
The Specs (Because you're smart, not just pretty):
Mileage: A mere 71,683 miles. In Land Rover years, that's basically just finished with its morning tea and ready for a brisk walk.
The Model: It's the HSE trim. That stands for ''Highly Sophisticated... Eh?'' (Actually, it's High Standard Equipment, but let's stick with the vibe).
The Price: $11,980. We've priced this so low it's practically an insult to the Queen. You could find $12k in your couch cushions if you looked hard enough (and if your couch is also from a Land Rover).
Why you need this:
This Discovery Sport is the ultimate ''Inconspicuous Wealth'' starter pack. It says, ''I have an offshore account,'' even if that account currently has a balance of $14.12. It's got the panoramic roof to let the sun in on your brilliant financial decisions and 4WD for when you need to navigate the rugged terrai